tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73314925715949709182011-09-30T03:44:53.811-07:00Mr. Parson's 2008 PicksDelivering tomorrows prediction now.Sethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16128951401836973635noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331492571594970918.post-77260180826474661482011-04-08T15:31:00.001-07:002011-04-08T15:31:21.348-07:00CHN: The Comedy Hub Network<span style="font-size: large;">Best of 2011 from the </span><a href="http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-size: large;">CHN Breaking News Team</span></a><br /><br /><br /><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> <span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/04/lebron-james-takes-20-stake-in-us.html">Lebron James Takes 20% Stake In U.S. Federal Reserve</a><span> </span></span></h3><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Aj6tJmRtseI/TZ4xVAmF4AI/AAAAAAAAApk/iXPovD0q1XI/s1600/fr.jpg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="261" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Aj6tJmRtseI/TZ4xVAmF4AI/AAAAAAAAApk/iXPovD0q1XI/s320/fr.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Lebron James Discusses Rebounding From The Credit Crunch</span></td></tr></tbody> </table><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"></span></div><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span style="font-size: small;">Miami Heat Forward Promises 'Hard Look' At Gold Standard</span></h3>Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxKMfOnP" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxKMfOnP</a> <h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/04/president-spams-millions-of-americans.html">President Spams Millions of Americans In Possible Pyramid Scheme</a></span> </h3><div class="post-body entry-content"> <div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span><span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/obama-online.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/obama-online.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><span style="font-size: small;"></span><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com/" style="color: black;">CHN</a> Has Attained The Following Email From Mr. Obama That Appeared In Millions of Americans Junk and In-boxes This Morning:</span><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><br />Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxLwlFtJ" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxLwlFtJ</a></div></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/04/three-weeks-after-tsunami-fish-found.html">Three Weeks After Tsunami; Fish Found Alive</a></span> </h3><div class="post-body entry-content"> <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-thvFwm5KMQA/TZY86L7vgHI/AAAAAAAAApY/GMzkR82JefY/s1600/Red_Squirrelfish.jpg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="232" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-thvFwm5KMQA/TZY86L7vgHI/AAAAAAAAApY/GMzkR82JefY/s320/Red_Squirrelfish.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Rescuers Took A Picture of The Survivor </span></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Just Prior To Capture</span></td></tr></tbody></table><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: small;">Japanese Rescue Team Defies All Odds With Discovery</span></div></div><br />Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/04/three-weeks-after-tsunami-fish-found.html#ixzz1IxJbovLu" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/04/three-weeks-after-tsunami-fish-found.html#ixzz1IxJbovLu</a><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div></div><br /><div class="post-body entry-content"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yjkp3uH0KPE/TZSmm0f2DSI/AAAAAAAAApM/H_FQy89V1cU/s1600/chip.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yjkp3uH0KPE/TZSmm0f2DSI/AAAAAAAAApM/H_FQy89V1cU/s1600/chip.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> <span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/03/local-slut-adds-avocado-to-chipotle.html">Local Slut Adds Avocado To Chipotle Burrito Bowl</a></span></h3><span style="font-size: small;">Area Harlot Not Satisfied With Salsa And Cheese</span><br /></div></div>Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxM9UE5A" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxM9UE5A</a> <h3 class="post-title entry-title"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/03/local-slut-adds-avocado-to-chipotle.html"><br /></a></h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/03/african-country-of-chad-not-heard-from.html">African Country of Chad Not Heard From In 10 Days</a></span> </h3><div class="post-body entry-content"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://api.ning.com/files/UVsoOBWFpOZ26RIAxqhrLPMX*fwd-675ERwFMALyNxL4HeaEvl92QTJIclyj0tU1hM0f2zgWtxt0d8AqE1h*o9xiDpjHk-8C/chad.jpg?width=220" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://api.ning.com/files/UVsoOBWFpOZ26RIAxqhrLPMX*fwd-675ERwFMALyNxL4HeaEvl92QTJIclyj0tU1hM0f2zgWtxt0d8AqE1h*o9xiDpjHk-8C/chad.jpg?width=220" /></a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"></span><span style="font-size: small;">'Not Even A Simple Phone Call,' Says Cameroon</span></div></div><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;">Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxMSnlWE" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxMSnlWE</a></div><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><br /></div><br /><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><br /><div class="post-body entry-content"><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div></div><br /><br /><span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/03/muammar-gaddafi-promises-that-his.html">Muammar Gaddafi Promises That His Military Mission Also Does Not Involve Removing Gaddafi From Power</a></span> <h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4vImYEw_3jo/TZE9QutwKkI/AAAAAAAAApE/Qf5uFwlE6MM/s1600/gad.jpg" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4vImYEw_3jo/TZE9QutwKkI/AAAAAAAAApE/Qf5uFwlE6MM/s1600/gad.jpg" /></a></div><div class="post-body entry-content"> <span style="font-size: small;">Libyan Leader Finally Details Mission; Exit Strategy In Prime Time Address</span></div><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><br />Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxMXVuFz" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IxMXVuFz</a></div><div class="post-body entry-content"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div><div class="post-body entry-content"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nup9-MAtXIY/TZ4xCR5Jv6I/AAAAAAAAApg/tmWu1YWketo/s1600/fr.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> <span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/03/ncaa-tournament-expands-as-5th-region.html">NCAA Tournament Expands As 5th Region Discovered</a></span> </h3><div class="post-body entry-content"> <div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Teams In 'South-South' Region Were Feeling Super Neglected</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Corpus Christi, TX (CHN) - College basketball fans were awakened Monday morning with the unexpected news that the Sweet 16 has now expanded to the Sweet 20 after an NCAA spokesman admitted that the organization accidentally set up 5 regions instead of the customary 4. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-L38QwaZVlKQ/TYbRF9PIsbI/AAAAAAAAAo0/JFX2xXEmmZY/s1600/braclet.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br /></a></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-lbPD2aVGQqE/TYbVYAhHZZI/AAAAAAAAAo4/XzeE5V6uYa4/s1600/braclet.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="492" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-lbPD2aVGQqE/TYbVYAhHZZI/AAAAAAAAAo4/XzeE5V6uYa4/s640/braclet.jpg" width="640" /></a></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div></div><br />Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/03/ncaa-tournament-expands-as-5th-region.html#ixzz1IyHNdgdC" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/03/ncaa-tournament-expands-as-5th-region.html#ixzz1IyHNdgdC</a> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> <span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/01/giffords-recovery-continues-to-impress.html">Giffords' Recovery Continues To Impress Doctors; Has First Sexual Encounter Since Shooting</a></span> </h3><div class="post-body entry-content"> <span style="font-size: small;">Doctors Maintain Satisfaction With Pace of Recovery </span><br /><br /><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.tdbimg.com/files/2011/01/08/img-article---mcelwaine-giffords-kelly_231407508911.jpg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="155" src="http://www.tdbimg.com/files/2011/01/08/img-article---mcelwaine-giffords-kelly_231407508911.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">CHN File Footage of 2 people (above)</span></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Houston, TX (<a href="http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com/" style="color: blue;">CHN</a>) - Just 20 Days After The Tucson Attack, Gabrielle Giffords continues to stay ahead of her recovery plan according to staff at Herman Medical Center in Houston. </span></div></div><br />Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/01/giffords-recovery-continues-to-impress.html#ixzz1IyHgnn2X" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/01/giffords-recovery-continues-to-impress.html#ixzz1IyHgnn2X</a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> </h3><div class="post-body entry-content"><div style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> <span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/02/gop-selects-guadalajara-mexico-for-2012.html">GOP Selects Guadalajara, Mexico For 2012 Convention</a></span> </h3><div> </div><div class="post-body entry-content"><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: small;">Historic Effort To Target Latino Vote Viewed As Key To Next Election</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: left;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TjJoI3BGv7M/TUrhjpHBiaI/AAAAAAAAAnk/T1nKKAt7cI8/s1600/ga1.jpg" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="212" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TjJoI3BGv7M/TUrhjpHBiaI/AAAAAAAAAnk/T1nKKAt7cI8/s320/ga1.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Children in Guadalajara, Jalisco Celebrate </span><br /><span style="font-size: xx-small;">The News At A Local Dump</span></td></tr></tbody></table></div><br />Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/02/gop-selects-guadalajara-mexico-for-2012.html#ixzz1IyI0StTR" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/02/gop-selects-guadalajara-mexico-for-2012.html#ixzz1IyI0StTR</a></td></tr><tr align="left"><td class="tr-caption"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"></span><h3 class="post-title entry-title"> <span style="font-size: medium;"><a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/01/obamas-call-for-defecate-freeze-may.html">Obama's Call For A 'Defecate' Freeze May Have Been Teleprompter Error</a></span> </h3><div class="post-body entry-content"> <div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Constipated Americans Demand Answers Following State of The Union Speech</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: xx-small;"></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><a href="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsWmmvNLF7FcxqrYtesyL2wxKsP_nbxX5guhuPHru9HhlQdADLDw" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="235" src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsWmmvNLF7FcxqrYtesyL2wxKsP_nbxX5guhuPHru9HhlQdADLDw" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: xx-small;"></span></div>Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/01/obamas-call-for-defecate-freeze-may.html#ixzz1IyIRKi7H" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub.blogspot.com/2011/01/obamas-call-for-defecate-freeze-may.html#ixzz1IyIRKi7H</a></td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: xx-small;"></span></div></div></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nup9-MAtXIY/TZ4xCR5Jv6I/AAAAAAAAApg/tmWu1YWketo/s1600/fr.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> </a></div></div><br />Read more: <a href="http://comedyhub-sports.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IyNNErjE" style="color: #003399;">http://comedyhub-sports.blogspot.com/#ixzz1IyNNErjE</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7331492571594970918-7726018082647466148?l=iwasabsolutelyrightabouttheearthquake.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16128951401836973635noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7331492571594970918.post-84438972670502844702008-07-29T13:05:00.000-07:002009-01-08T17:43:54.339-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_TjJoI3BGv7M/SI94VA8l2qI/AAAAAAAAAJw/JAHTVh2Ygoc/s1600-h/parsons.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_TjJoI3BGv7M/SI94VA8l2qI/AAAAAAAAAJw/JAHTVh2Ygoc/s400/parsons.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228529994827160226" border="0" /></a><br /><br />I can't deliver the mail to everyone so I am using the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Internet</span> to help spread important information to the rest of you.<br /><br />As you know I successfully predicted the earthquake this morning and I immediately warned of the next earthquake which happened 2 minutes later in the form of a 2.9 aftershock.<br /><br />This can be confirmed from a news article just published in regard to my prediction: <a href="http://www.comedyhub.blogspot.com/">Click HERE</a>.<br /><br />I am now disclosing the rest of my warnings and picks for 2008:<br /><br />1. After watching Batman a second time people will realize it sucks.<br />2. Banks are going to start stealing our money and claiming they have no record of the account.<br />3. They have been storing <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">nuclear</span> weapons on <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Catalina</span> Island for 50 years and you would have to be nuts to go there<br />4. The Chevron on Olympic and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Sepulveda</span> will finally get caught for cheating us one ounce per gallon<br />5. Because Asians all look alike there is no way to regulate whats happening with their Olympic athletes<br />6. Well Respected Investment Guru Bernie Madoff is running a Ponzi Scheme and someday the whole thing is going to go bust.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7331492571594970918-8443897267050284470?l=iwasabsolutelyrightabouttheearthquake.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Sethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16128951401836973635noreply@blogger.com2