Mr. Parson's 2008 Picks

Best of 2011 from the CHN Breaking News Team

Lebron James Takes 20% Stake In U.S. Federal Reserve

Lebron James Discusses Rebounding From The Credit Crunch

Miami Heat Forward Promises 'Hard Look' At Gold Standard

President Spams Millions of Americans In Possible Pyramid Scheme

CHN Has Attained The Following Email From Mr. Obama That Appeared In Millions of Americans Junk and In-boxes This Morning:

Three Weeks After Tsunami; Fish Found Alive


Rescuers Took A Picture of The Survivor	Just Prior To Capture

Japanese Rescue Team Defies All Odds With Discovery

Local Slut Adds Avocado To Chipotle Burrito Bowl

Area Harlot Not Satisfied With Salsa And Cheese

African Country of Chad Not Heard From In 10 Days

'Not Even A Simple Phone Call,' Says Cameroon

Muammar Gaddafi Promises That His Military Mission Also Does Not Involve Removing Gaddafi From Power

Libyan Leader Finally Details Mission; Exit Strategy In Prime Time Address

NCAA Tournament Expands As 5th Region Discovered

Teams In 'South-South' Region Were Feeling Super Neglected

Corpus Christi, TX (CHN) - College basketball fans were awakened Monday morning with the unexpected news that the Sweet 16 has now expanded to the Sweet 20 after an NCAA spokesman admitted that the organization accidentally set up 5 regions instead of the customary 4.

Giffords' Recovery Continues To Impress Doctors; Has First Sexual Encounter Since Shooting

Doctors Maintain Satisfaction With Pace of Recovery

CHN File Footage of 2 people (above)

Houston, TX (CHN) - Just 20 Days After The Tucson Attack, Gabrielle Giffords continues to stay ahead of her recovery plan according to staff at Herman Medical Center in Houston.

GOP Selects Guadalajara, Mexico For 2012 Convention

Historic Effort To Target Latino Vote Viewed As Key To Next Election

Children in Guadalajara, Jalisco Celebrate
The News At A Local Dump

Obama's Call For A 'Defecate' Freeze May Have Been Teleprompter Error

Constipated Americans Demand Answers Following State of The Union Speech

I can't deliver the mail to everyone so I am using the Internet to help spread important information to the rest of you.

As you know I successfully predicted the earthquake this morning and I immediately warned of the next earthquake which happened 2 minutes later in the form of a 2.9 aftershock.

This can be confirmed from a news article just published in regard to my prediction: Click HERE.

I am now disclosing the rest of my warnings and picks for 2008:

1. After watching Batman a second time people will realize it sucks.
2. Banks are going to start stealing our money and claiming they have no record of the account.
3. They have been storing nuclear weapons on Catalina Island for 50 years and you would have to be nuts to go there
4. The Chevron on Olympic and Sepulveda will finally get caught for cheating us one ounce per gallon
5. Because Asians all look alike there is no way to regulate whats happening with their Olympic athletes
6. Well Respected Investment Guru Bernie Madoff is running a Ponzi Scheme and someday the whole thing is going to go bust.